MERCY GOES TO THE MOVIES PART II

MERCY GOES TO THE MOVIES PART 2

ALLL OF THEM WERE STILL ALL SURPRISED EVEN THOUGH IT’S BEEN LIKE TWO MONTHS SINCE THE RELEASE OF THE LAST PART…

“By sauce,” said Winston, “A mage!”
“I AM NO MAGE!!!” said Merasmus calmly, “I AM A WIZAHD.”
The theater continued to be engulfed in flames, and they started to panic.
Mercy grabbed up all of the team on her ARMS OF AN ANGEEEEEELLLLLLL and ran for the exit.

They all screamed!!!! OH SCARY

“W8 m80s!!!” Mei said, jumping out of Mercy’s arms, “I’ve got an idea!!!”
Mei summoned an ice wall on the exit.
They stood there as the flames slowly dithered away. But the exit was now coated in ice.

“Gg,” said Widowmaker.
“Exellent!” said Winston.
“HEROES NEVER DI,” said Mercy.

They were now successfully trapped in the theater. Because now the ice wouldn’t go away as fast as the fire would. Somehow…
“Gr8, now we’re stuck here forever!” claimed a random person that also happened to be in the theater.
“Wow, good going, stupid asain!!” said a theater going redneck.
Mei turned to the complainers and looked them in the eyes.
“Wo shi zhong gao ren,” she said, and promptly shoved two icles into both of their eye sockets.
“Whoa, whoa! Hold it there! I’m the only one causing terror today!!” Merasmus said, all annoyed-like. He then proceeded to summon a giant army of undead warriors.
“Oh ham, there’s too many of them!” Mercy yelled as the army quickly descended upon them.

“...THIS WILL PROTECT US.”

Winston quickly threw down a barrier that didn’t block any projectile attacks because zombies cannot use guns and they just went through it and it faded in like a few seconds and it was totally useless gg winston.

Mei was trying desperately to fight off the zombies with a chair she pulled up from the bolts of the theater floor, Windowmaker was trying to blind them with Windex, and Mercy was attempting to heal Winston’s ego from when the barrier totally failed. All seemed lost, until…

Mercy recognized the accent immediately. Was that…?

“The sauce?! Who are they?!” exclaimed Widowmaker, Winston, and Mei simultaneously.
“It is…” Mercy whispered, “Teh dokter und teem.”
Everyone thought that she said something in some other language, so they didn’t even listen. It was really just really broken English. So they asked again.
“WHAT’RE THOSE” they all screamed in unison.
“BY CHILI YO THEY TEAM FORTRESS 2 RETARDS GEEZ” Mercy yelled all annoyed-like!!!
“What?? How you know them?!” Winston asked, with the rest of the team staring at Mercy.
“That guy, the one with the coat, he’s from Germany. I know him ‘cause he always turned up in the papers. Newspaper. Was always performing an unethical experiment,” She then looked down with a creepy, bloodlustful smile. “Boy, dem experiments were fun.”

There was silence in the group. The only thing that could be heard was the TF2 m80s completely obliterating a giant horde of zombies.

The ski mask man… Teh Spi!!! Scout was the register guy! The large Russian man from before… He was the Heavy!

WOW WHO COULD HAVE EVER GUESSED IT WOW WHAT A PLOT TWIST.

“I would ask why you work here…” Merasmus said, “But I really don’t care. Either way, this theater is mine! EVERYONE WILL WATCH MY POWERS FOR ENJOYMENT, AND NOT THESE SUCKY MOVIES!!!!”
He started chanting off this spell. “Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos” or something. But no one actually cared, so Mei shot him in the face and he died.
“Hooray, you saved the theater!!” Shouted Spy, who then put on a face of apathy and walked away.
“Wow, so many damages!” Scout said as he poked a theater seat, watching it crumble to ash. “Haha. Cool.”
“So.... That’s it?” Winston said, looking around at the now celebrating group of innocent theatergoing bystanders. Which were dead. Because of the undead army. “Everyone’s just going to walk away???”
“Yeah, why not?” Mei cheerfully said, shoving some popcorn into her mouth.

Btw the theater was still on fire.

Merasmus was resurrected because he’s, like, a wizard.

Except for the innocent theater citizens.

They’re still dead.

THE END